Five Best Burgers In Lancaster County

The classic american cheeseburger. Few restaurants do not offer some sort of cheeseburger; especially not the ones I go to. But who does it best? And I don't mean, who has sold the most. I mean, when you bite into the cheeseburger, you bring the burger away from your face, examine it, and wonder "why is this burger so life-changingly good?"; THAT is the burger I am looking for. **Disclaimer: I have not tried every cheeseburger in Lancaster County, but I have tried many, and these are the ones I have found to be the top 5**

Top Five Burgers: (in no specific order)

Red Robin: A.1. Peppercorn
Fact: If you want a good burger, just go to Red Robin. You cannot have a bad burger there. That said, the A.1. Peppercorn is the best. It has all the most key ingredients in a burger; bacon, pepperjack cheese, and onion straws. But, on top of that, the burger features an onion bun and, of course, A.1. Sauce that just bring everything together for the best combination possible. If you're going to give this one a try, it is best paired with bottomless fries and root beer floats.

Harvey's BBQ: The "Babe"
This burger hails from a lesser known place in Mount Joy called Harvey's Barbeque. Obviously, their main attraction would be the pulled pork bbq, but this burger is ALWAYS my choice. The "Babe" features a stuffed burger; which means that, rather than on top, the cheese is melted in the middle of the hamburger patty. Atop that genius creation is carmelized onions, garlic, and mushrooms made in a some sort of amazing sauce. When you put all these ingredients together the combination is so good it could turn a vegetarian. Unfortunately, Harvey's experienced a fire a little while back, but I await the day I can devour The "Babe" once more. Truly, a burger worth waiting for.

Trio Bar and Grill: Sweet Potato Burger
Honestly, this one does sound a little strange; but you have to try it! Basically, its a hefty burger, topped with cheese, sweet potato fries, and maple syrup. I realize it doesn't sound too appealing, but it is very good. While I was eating the burger I was almost confused as to how it was tasting so good. I could not find this item on Trio's online menu, and I hope they didn't take it off their menu, because when I return, I will most definitely be getting the Sweet Potato Burger.

Ruby Tuesday: Portabella Crispý Onion Pretzel Cheeseburger
I feel like Ruby Tuesday is not a place someone would go to get a burger, but they should! They have started making several cheeseburgers with pretzel buns, and that's an amazing thing. It's almost like someone thought of the best things that have ever been on a burger, and put it on this one. The title is pretty self explanatory, but this burger creation features a burger patty, seasoned portabella mushrooms, swiss cheese, chipotle mayonnaise, crispy onion straws, and all of that sandwhiched between a pretzel bun. The only bad thing about this burger is... the last bite. It's a good thing it was so filling, because I probably would have just ordered another one.

Last(but not least) is Grills Goin' Wild: The Cowboy Burger
Get this one while you can!! Grills Goin' Wild started off as a food truck, which they still use, but recently had opened a brick and mortar store on Fruitville Pike. Unfortunately, not enough people know how AMAZING their food is, and that's just so sad. It is unclear whether they are going to keep their food truck or not, but I pray daily that they will. But, on to the burger! They have an interesting menu format; you choose your topping combinations on either a hot dog or a cheeseburger. And the best option I have found is a Cowboy Burger. Every time I get a burger there that is not the Cowboy Burger I think "this is good, but I wish it was the Cowboy Burger". The toppings are simple: cheese, onion ring, bacon, and barbecue sauce, but they are so amazing together. Pair this burger up with Wild Memphis Fries and you have a truly unbeatable combination. I hope that you all have the opportunity to enjoy this one.

So, these are the ones that I have found to be the five best burgers in Lancaster County. Some honorable mentions are the Whiskey River BBQ and Prime Chophouse burgers at Red Robin, The Jack Daniel's Burger at T.G.I. Fridays, Mushroom and Swiss burger at McCleary's Pub in Marietta, and just the good ol' Bacon Cheeseburger from Five Guys Burgers and Fries.

Thanks for taking the time to read this. I hope you all go out and break your diets with these burgers. I'm absolutely positive you will enjoy them.

Be safe, be courteous.

Ryan

What to Watch on Netflix Instant: The Trip(s)

I cannot be the only person who spends the length of a movie trying to find a movie to watch on Netflix Instant. The problem isn't that there aren't any good movies. The problem is that they are hard to find. My goal through this post, and future posts (hopefully), is to help you find something that is enjoyable to actually watch before you buy, unwrap, prepare, and eat all the popcorn.

This week's suggestion is actually two movies. They are so similar that I can describe them both at almost the exact same time. The first is The Trip and the second is The Trip to Italy. Both these movies star Steve Coogan and Rob Brydon as themselves. In The Trip, Steve, an English actor, is planning to take his girlfriend on a romantic getaway across the country while at the same time writing an article for The Observer on fine restaurants. Unfortunately, at last minute his girlfriend cancels and he has to take his best, and most annoying, friend, Rob.

The majority of the movie is just the two guys sitting in restaurants, eating food, and doing impressions. Both are very good at impressions, especially Rob Brydon; and he loves to show it off. The two of them will have a 5 minute conversation just with impersonations and it appears that it is just normal conversation. It wouldn't surpise me if 75% of the dialogue was made up on the spot. The movie does have its serious moments when the characters have ongoing problems between themselves and their families, but, overall, they keep it fairly light and always bring you back to laughing.

In short, The Trip To Italy is the same movie, but in Italy.

So, if you like very clever humor mixed with impressions, and an honest look at relationships between friends and family, give The Trip and its sequel a try. I found both movies to be very entertaining and they kept me laughing with their quick-witted and seemingly unscripted dialogue.

Thanks for taking the time to read this. I do hope you watch the movies, and if you do, I am sure you will enjoy them. For a brief look at The Trip take a look at the trailer here . Keep in mind, both movies are technically "Not Rated", but do have some bad language, adult situations, and adult humor. Although somewhat inappropriate at times, I did not find the movies offensive and I would gladly watch them again. Thanks again!

Be safe, be courteous.

Ryan

The Maze Runner Series: I forgot I was reading...

I just finished reading the Maze Runner Series and wanted to share my thoughts. Another title for these books could've been The Campers, because they were so in tents! (buh dum bump). There are three books in the series; The Maze Runner, The Scorch Trials, and The Death Cure; and I felt like doing a review on just one book would be incomplete.

A brief synopsis: The story starts with a young boy, Thomas, who finds himself trapped in the center of a maze. He has no idea who he is or how he got there, but he is determined to break the maze and find the truth. He faces many enemies, known and unknown, as well as friends that turn out to be enemies.

I know, I know. You're wondering "how could that possibly take three books?!", and I thought the same thing at first. But then I soon realized that around the turn of every page seems to be another twist in the story. And this pattern continues through all three books. You never quite know what you think you do, and things you couldn't even imagine turn out to be true. You are kept in the dark, with Thomas, and secrets are revealed to you as they are revealed to him.

If you are an adventure and action seeker, this book is for you. If you are looking for a story about love, this is not your book. The story is very heavily weighted in the thriller department. And although it does have traces of romantic emotions, the writer, James Dashner, definitely knows how to keep the story suspenseful, and focuses on that.

Overall, there was not a single minute I did not enjoy reading these books. I found myself using any spare second I had, or could make, to read just a little bit more. One thing that I did find to appreciate is that the chapters are very short. Which you would think would make it easier to just read a little bit at a time, but that's not the case. I spent way too many late nights trying to get to the end of the next chapter.

I would highly recommend these books to anybody who enjoys action, suspense, mystery, post-apocalpse, or even a little science fiction. They are a very easy read and eventually, if you're like me, you will totally forget you're even reading a book.

Thanks for taking time to read this review. I do apologize if my descriptions of these books are too vague, but I guess you will just have to read them to find out more :) You can find the books on Amazon here and more information on the series and author, James Dashner, here !

Be safe, be courteous!

Ryan Lehman

Dad is Fat: WARNING: If you read this in public, you will get looks

Three days ago I decided to read a book called Dad Is Fat by Jim Gaffigan, and, unfortunately, I finished it today. I say unfortunatley because I didn't wan to put the book down. If you don't know who Jim Gaffigan is, kindly remove the rock you live under and welcome yourself to the current world, and I shall tell you. He is best known for his stand up comedy, but is also well known for his acting and paleness.

At first I was unsure of this book. Jim is a hilarious guy to watch and listen to, but that doesn't mean he can write. I didn't want to just read a stand-up routine. I was immediately rest assured. The book, from the very beginning, shows that the author can be a comedian and a writer at the same time.

A brief overview of the book: Parenting. This book is a must read by any parents, especially dads, of young kids. He communicates the many difficulties and joys of being a parent. He doesn't sugar coat anything, but does use his sarcasm to make the hard facts and realities of being a parent more enjoyable to swallow. 

The book offers many points of advice on parenting, without telling you how to parent. Jim is a very relatable father. He has 5 kids, aged 8 and below, and lives in a two bedroom apartment in New York City with his wife, Jeannie.

The reason I titled this review the way I did is simple: you WILL literally laugh out loud while reading this. I had to explain to my wife, several times, what was so funny because I was laughing so hard. Jim does a great job at seeing the funny side of parental shortcomings.

In conclusion, READ THIS BOOK! Especially if you have kids! It was so great to read the realistic struggles and joys that all parents go through, while, at the same time, seeing the funny side of life, in a way that only Jim Gaffigan can present it.

Buy the book here

Thanks for reading! Be safe, Be coureous!

iPhone? Android? Windows?

Its almost to the point now where everybody, their mother, AND their mother's six year old child has a smart phone. And the question commonly comes up: What is the best kind of phone to get? And, luckily for all you avid followers of my work, I have the answer for you: it depends :)

The type of phone you should buy depends on so many things. It used to be, if you wanted a touch screen smart phone, you got an iPhone, and thats just not the case anymore. There are so many more good options out there. Some people disgree with that last statement, but its the truth. Some of the most popular are Apple, Samsung, and Nokia, but these are just a few. In recent years, companies like LG, HTC, Motorola, Asus, Xiaomi, Huawei, Sony, and others are really starting to make a name for themselves. But more importantly than brand, is operating system.

Apple has created it's own operating system called iOs. It consists of a minimalistic, flat design of app icons on the homescreen. This can make it very simple to find what you are looking for, but not always the most efficient.

The next largest operating system would be Android. Android was created by Google and is considered an "open" operating system. Basically, this means that you have a lot more freedom, as a user and a phone manufacturer, to tweak the device to your liking. This means that even though a Samsung home screen and an LG homescreen look very different, they both are running on Android. Contrary to that, all iPhone home screens will look similar to one another.

The third largest, and up and coming, operating system is Windows Mobile. Windows is behind in the phone game by a pretty fair amount, but they are showing promise. They use a system called "live tiles" on their home screen, which shows live updates in small boxes for things like your social networking apps. Probably one of their biggest draws is the design of their devices. Nokia is the most popular manufacturer for Windows Mobile and they are coming out with some seriously cool and interesting devices. Many Android operation OEMs and Apple seem to have VERY similar looking devices. But when you see a bright lime green phone with a huge camera lens sticking out the back, it grabs your attention, and it's probably a device running windows.

So the question still remains...Which phone should I get? Here are my suggestions:

If you want a phone that is simple, works smoothly almost all the time, has a great camera, provides excellent customer support, and has a plethora of accessories, an iPhone is for you. The down side would be that you are constrained to what Apple allows you to do with your device. You have VERY little options for tweaking, changing, or(some may say) personalizing your device.

If you get bored quickly and constantly are looking for change or you are just not looking for a "me too" phone, Android is where you want to be. Android allows for much more freedom in use of your phone and so many options to choose from when buying. In 2014 Samsung, alone, put out over 50 different phones, and Apple put out 2. Another perk of an open OS is that you can download and install ringtones and text tones for free. There are many more compatible formats for music and movies, allowing you to watch movies that you have not purchased in the Google Play store on your device. One of my favorite things about Android is being able to pick default apps to use. If you have an Apple device and want to email or text, by default you will have to use their messaging or email app. With Android you can pick from many different email or messaging apps that you might like better than the stock versions. The downside to Android phones are that they all tend to be plain black slabs with a screen (with a few exceptions) and that you have to be able to deal with intermittent freezing, rebooting, and other software issues, but that is the price of an open operating system. But the tweakabilty is endless. 

If you are looking for a sleek, uniquely designed phone with an operating system that works seamlessly with your windows computer, grab a Windows phone. But, you must also consider that Windows is playing catch up and they do not have near the amount of apps or buying options that either Apple or Android would have. 

Well, I do hope that this has been helpful if you are looking to purchase a phone. Obviously I did not cover all aspects of all the phone types, but I tried to give out the most important information. I personally enjoy aspects of both Android and Apple iOS and it would be impossible for me to pick the one I like best. Thanks again for taking the time to read this. 

Be safe, be courteous. 

Ryan

Dragon Buffet: Making good food, better

            A standard I found to be true the majority of the time is: Buffets=LOTS of mediocre food. That goes for any kind of buffet. But, there's a new(ish) Asian food buffet, located at 1858 Fruitville Pike, Lancaster, PA 17601, that seems to be striving for more than just a lot of okay food; Dragon Habachi and Sushi Buffet. I visited Dragon a couple days ago. It was not my first trip there, and it definitely will not be my last. 

              As you swing open the doors you're greeted by a smell so good it could awaken a bear from hibernation. And as for the layout, it is huge, compared to other Asian food buffets. You immediately notice there are a ton of food choices. 

              Something else you will immediately notice is the price, and I mean that in a good way. I have been to Dragon for lunch on several occasions, and my bill came to just about $10. For dinner, you will be shelling out closer to $13 per person. Which, considering what you get, is very reasonable, and your drink is included. 

              As far as the food goes, cannot find much to complain about. They have a fairly large variety of sushi. Keeping in mind that this is a buffet, it should be noted that the sushi "is not the world's greatest" (cite:Michael Peachey). Although, a typical "special" sushi roll from a nice restaurant would cost anywhere from $9-$12, the sushi at Dragon is more than worth it. But the sushi is just a small portion of what they provide. The range is anywhere from classics, such as General Tso's chicken and egg rolls to more non typical items like chicken nuggets and barracuda. All the food tastes great, in my opinion, and it is never lacking in abundance. Another cool feature they have that I have not seen at another Asian buffet is a Habachi grill. Basically, you choose your ingredients and sauce and they fry it all up for you. And, to end your feast, the are many different types of desserts including hand dipped ice cream and a chocolate fountain.  I think that anybody could find something they enjoy here. 

           Although overall it is a good experience, I do have some issues with Dragon. The first being their service. The employees are always very quick to get your dirty plates off the table, but they seem to be almost angry about it. I cannot recall seeing anybody working there with a smile on their face, save the cashier. And being quick to clean the tables is great, except for when I'm still eating from the plate. I've had a couple instances where I was talking to someone else and my plate might have been half empty but the busser thought I was done with that plate. Not a big deal, especially since I can go up and get as much as I want, but they could ask first. One other gripe I have is that, depending on where you are sitting, you may be required to walk by the bathroom entrances/exits on your way to and from the food. When carrying a plate of saucy, fried food the last thing you want to smell is the bathroom. 

             Overall, Dragon is an excellent choice for lunch, dinner, adults, children, parties or just some good old fashioned face stuffing. 

Price value: 8/10

Food quality: 8/10

Ambience: 7/10

Service: 5/10

Overall: 7/10

Thanks for reading my first review :) 

Be safe, be courteous 

Dragons Website

http://www.dragonbuffetlancaster.com/